Too Cool for Pool – NEW from Lifestyle Magazine

Raise your hand if the pool (or any body of water for that matter) scares the shit out of you…

My hand is WAYYYYY up.

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Water is scary when you have children. Basically I’d rather have an elective root canal than attend a pool party. Ok, a little dramatic maybe, but I am not one of those moms who kicks back and has a glass of champs while my kid takes a dip in the pool.

I may as well be in a red baywatch one piece with a whistle and a lifesaver. You know, like the brunette, non-implanty version of Pamela Anderson.

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Check out my latest article for Lifestyle Magazine all about my perspective (aka neuroses).

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