Raise your hand if the pool (or any body of water for that matter) scares the shit out of you…

My hand is WAYYYYY up.


Water is scary when you have children. Basically I’d rather have an elective root canal than attend a pool party. Ok, a little dramatic maybe, but I am not one of those moms who kicks back and has a glass of champs while my kid takes a dip in the pool.

I may as well be in a red baywatch one piece with a whistle and a lifesaver. You know, like the brunette, non-implanty version of Pamela Anderson.


Check out my latest article for Lifestyle Magazine all about my perspective (aka neuroses).