Glitter In My Bra
Sometimes a mom needs to be away from her kids. [...]
When Mom’s Away
I’m leaving my family tomorrow for five days to attend [...]
An Apology to My Brows
I would like to take a moment to publicly apologize [...]
You Will Rebound
This is one of my favorite pictures of all time. [...]
Doing It All, With ONE HAND!
Shout out to the mamas getting shit done with one [...]
A Tampon On My Dining Room Chair
Yup. That’s a tampon on my dining room chair. How [...]
You’re Killing Mom Life
Here’s the thing about motherhood. One minute you feel like [...]
Will I Ever Pee Alone?
This picture embodies motherhood. We joke all the time about [...]
Got Toddlered? Add Wine.
I don’t do fake. I don’t pretend motherhood and everything [...]
If I’m Being Honest, I Hate Bedtime
I’ve been honest about bedtime before. I hate it. Nobody [...]